Catnaps: The key to a healthy lifestyle
CATNAPS
Catnaps are high in catechins, powerful antioxidants that boost your immune system, slow aging, and have an overall beneficial effect on your health.
Catnaps boost your stamina more safely and reliably than other forms of exercise.
Catnaps restore your internal homeostasis and help you to maintain a normal body temperature of 100.5 to 102.5 degrees Fahrenheit.
Catnaps are a natural source of Vitamin D to help keep your bones strong.
Catnaps help you maintain your ideal body weight no matter how much food you consume.
A power catnap will restore your mental agility by increasing blood flow to your brain.
Catnaps improve your posture by gently stretching your spine to correct slouched shoulders resulting from too much computer time.
Catnaps are key to maintaining a healthy lifestyle even if you're perfect already.
Integrate catnapping into your life today to begin reaping these marvelous benefits. Catnapping is guaranteed to be beneficial for everyone. No known side effects. Consult your health care provider today to find out the catnapping plan that's right for you.
Comments
First catnip, then catnap!
I think it helps maintain maximum floofiness as well!
I wonder if I can get my doctor to give me a prescription of catnap.
Wonderous floofiness - wow you must go through hoover-bags something terrible!
now it's time for my catnap...
ok.. i'll admit there was nothing of value there.. sorry.. :P
Of course, we know the Brothers should be on the front page every day.
wheeeeee!
And the last photo is none other than Tantra, Prince of the Himalayas (half Siamese, if you please).
They also reduce greenhouse emissions and promote sustainable energy consumption patterns.
Sweet dreams, Cri de Coeur!
Catnaps are part of a natural and healthy breakfast.
If your catnap lasts longer than 3 hours or if it accompanied by strange dreams, do not be alarmed...
Too if only the FDA could speed up the legalization of catnaps!
Seriously, props to this wonderful Felini-esque entry
Happy catnapping, everyone!