My apples. They scare me.

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Until they rot?
Or until they come out on their own....
Have you asked Professor Tashi's opinion?
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Those do look unnervingly fresh. Ew.
american produce have been known to last long that's how they're grown to be and yeah sometimes chemical play a part but my rule is from it can be eaten eat it, heck even organic stuff is contaminated , that's the world we live in
I say, make applesauce. Or core them, slice them and make dried apple slices. Or cut them up into your oatmeal.But yeah, I wouldn't eat them raw--you know they're going to be gross.
I agree with Iveysgrandkid, American produce lasts pretty long, so cut it open, if it looks good inside- eat it!!!
I had a similar experience with a red apple. Snagged it at S Factor, tossed it in my bag, and totally forgot about it for several weeks. When I opened the bag, expecting a moldy mess, the apple was as fresh as the day I snagged it (not even mealy). That just doesn't seem right.
Maybe there's a horse nearby you could feed them to?
How about giving them to unicorn?
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Stick it back in the fridge and wait until it's safely rotten so you can throw it away... That's MY KIND OF SOLUTION... I just hate admitting it...
Soo, one of the things people do to make food last forever... quite interesting cases happened over here... a truck load of seafood turned out to have too many bacteria in it and was rejected at the border by the authorities... so it went away to Holland, but came back a couple of weeks later with no bacteria in the exact same shrimps... (magic?) No, they visited an irradiation facility... basically you pass your stuff through some nuclear facility and it gets sterilized by the radiation. The bad thing with this is that whatever toxins the bacteria were making... that may cause health problems are not zapped out of existence, and zapping anything causes it to form free radicals that can give you cancer.... just the living bacteria disappear, so you have no way of detecting that the food is OLD... and it will magically last forever...
I don't think they'd do that with apples though... they have really long natural shelf life.
I like to set stuff like that out for the local critters to enjoy. Why should I be the only one to suffer? ;)
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Yes! Birdies might love them, and all the kitty eyes would love to watch bird antics, right? Squirrels like them too..........

They may have been less than ripe when they were picked -- but OH MAN I HATE MEALY APPLES , too!!Yiccccccch.
Birds/Squirrels -- or -- applesauce?
I'd go with the wildlife, personally - but that's just me.
Or you could by some whole cloves and push the cloves into the apples and let them dry in the air - they can be turned into nicely-scented hanging thingies -but you need to be sure they're drying and not rotting. Cloves must completely cover the surface...
oh eeek! I've heard of irradiated apples. I don't know if they are marketed or if I saw them on a TV program or something. Probably it was on TV.

A few weeks ago, I decided to only buy organic apples, because apples conventionally get quite a bit of pesticides, even more than the average fruit or veggie.
Applesauce it is, then. I have some other non-organic apples I need to use up, I'll just put them all together, so I won't know what's what...
wow, not even mealy? That's practically miraculous.
I'd love to give them to Unicorn, but I'm afraid that the grounds people in Unicorn's condo complex would take them away before he got a chance to eat them. Then they'd be wasted anyway... :(
I was thinking more like "scary"... it seemed to have a half life of plutonium.

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