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Hi it's Lotus Batcat again.
I just caught a big moth! I was napping at the top of my batcat tree when my batcat radar told me that there was a big fluttering buggie nearby. So I woke up and chittered at it. I was going to leap from my batcat nest right into the air and ka-pow it with both of my big feets, but it tried to trick me. It zig-zagged around the room and then it flew towards me because that's what I'd least expect (that's what the moth thought). So I ka-powed it against the side of my batcat nest and now it's smooshed.
It's the same color as my nest so Papa Miao will have a fun time finding it and cleaning it up. Teeheehee.
Good night, peeps! Don't let the bed-bugs bite. If they do, just shine the Batcat Signal and I can smoosh them for you too.
Hi everybuggy this is Lotus Batcat!
The other morning I trotted to the door to say bye-bye to Papa Miao because he was going to work. He leaned down to pat my head, and then he asked: "What's that on your ruff?"
The rest of my brekkies! I told him.
"It looks like part of a sow bug!" So he tossed it outside and gave me my pat.
I call them roly-polys and they make a good breakfast snack.
Which one book do you wish everyone in your life would read?
At first Pickles isn't really a good cat because he goes around chasing everyone. He's a bully. I chase everyone but I'm not a bully. I do it for fun.
Pickles is more than just a bully. He learns to be a rescue kitty. He's a fire kitty and he helps rescue kittens from treetops too.
Anyone can be a rescue kitty, just like Pickles, even if they start out as a bully.
You can be a rescue kitty too.
Little Miao gave us brekkis this morning. Mama Miao and Papa Miao weren't home so Little Miao had to do it all by herself.
I didn't bother to show up to brekkis because I was full of crunchy buggies and I never eat the homemade fud anyway. I napped in my Lotus Tree while my brothers slurped their brekkis.
Then big brother Merlin came and said, "Merp!" That means: "We only got a teaspoon of brekkis each!"
I didn't believe him because that's silly and we always get more brekkis than that. I told him to take a nap and it would be din-dins before he knew it.
But then I heard Little Miao talking to Kemi. Kemi doesn't eat the homemade brekkis either, even though he's hungry in the morning.
She said, "Oh noes, I didn't take enough brekkis out of the freezer to thaw. I can't let your brothers starve all day long. The poor things are licking their dishes and milling around even though the brekkis is already long gone. I can feel Ping's ribs through his floof. What do I do, my Bear-a-boo?"
Kemi snorted and sighed at the same time.
"You think it would be okay for me to give you some crunchies?"
We've not gotten crunchies in the morning since our new Meal Plan began in December. We used to get crunchies immediately after brekkis, and that was fine with me because I'd never eat the wet food. I'd just wait for the crunchies. Now most days I have to wait until din-din time to eat anything except the buggies. I can have buggies all day long.
"Papa Miao would understand if I gave you crunchies this morning. He wouldn't want you to starve. We just won't make a habit of it, will we, Kemi-bear?"
Kemi leapt from Little Miao's arms with an arrrrlll and she followed him into the kitchen. Then she gave each of us a bowl of crunchies. And so thanks to Kemi's good advice we got a nice yummy brekkies after all.
Last night I ate lots of crunchies. Not the buggie kind, but still yummy.
Then I charged at big brother Tantra. He hissed. I wasn't going to wap him, but Little Miao didn't like it anyway. She called me a "Baby Blotus" and I didn't like that but I let her pick me up. She said it was to keep Tantra safe.
Then we watched Mimic together. It's a movie about these big buggies that take over the New York subway and they plan to take over the world, too. They hunt people and they get hungry a lot. I don't think it's a very scary movie and the buggies are big but I could squish them all with my big feets. They didn't look very tasty, though.
I know Big Brother Tantra was bragging about how he's so floofy he can use his floof as a pillow.
I can too. Since I'm a Batcat, I have to be able to take a nap on a moment's notice - anywhere, any time.
Hi everybuggy! I'm back! Little Miao is still studying but she told me she likes the Laugh-Out-Loud cats comics and so do I, so I went on a batcat quest and found this stuff from Zazzle. I think it's really cool.
Pip likes chasing leaves. I like chasing buggies, which is kind of the same except leaves don't have legs but they can fly just like buggies. Except squashed buggies can't fly and centipedes can't fly either.
OK, so you can get the leaf-chasing shirt here:
Little Miao is busy for reviewing for the two days of final exams she has starting tomorrow so she can't post but I can post because I don't have finals since I'm a batcat.
So I maded this kitty flake but my kitty has two tails. Why does my kitty have two tails?
Here's another flake. It's a fishy flake. Don't eat it up. It's not really tasty.
Hi, Lotus here!
I don't want anyone to be confused. My tail isn't a silverfish, even though when I was little I thought it was.
Hi, it's me, Lotus Batcat!
little miao is going to bed early tonight and she asked me to write a post for her because she said her other posts today were "too floofy" for NaBloPoMo.
So here's a less floofier subject: millipedes.
I thought they were Chinese herbs, but they're actually not Chinese herbs. Centipedes are Chinese herbs. They can help migraines and spasms and convulsions and seizures and migraines. Which is why I'm letting them live in little miao's basement because I know they'll come in handy.
I'm also letting the millipedes live with her because the millipede/centipede thing is hard to remember and maybe millipedes are herbs after all.
I think this is a millipede. I saw it in her apartment last night when I was batcatting and I let it go because she can use it when she gets another headache.
Big Brother Tashi is like a millipede. He's sleek and smooth and he kind of moves wave-like, just like a millipede. I've never seen a catnapping millipede before, but I bet they curl up just like Tashi with their chins tucked over their tails.
Big Brother Tantra is like a centipede. Centipedes are floofy because they have hairy legs all over. Tantra also has floof all over and he can move kind of fast but he whooshes from all his floof. Centipedes can whoosh right over your bare foot if you're standing in the kitchen. That's what it feels like just before Tantroll ambushes you. Tantra's also more hissy-grumpy than Tashi, just like centipedes hiss and bite more than millipedes.
So when I see a long buggy that reminds me of Tashi, I know it's a millipede. When I see a long buggy that reminds me of Tantra, I know it's a centipede.
If you see any centipedes, send them to little miao so she can make headache medicine. Send her all the millipedes you see too, just to be on the safe side.
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