27 posts tagged “naps”
A few hours ago my roommate saw me reading vox writing an essay and kindly offered to sleep for me, seeing as I would most likely not get any sleep at all tonight. That has inspired the mad scientist in me. There must be a way to use the Miao Brothers as my proxy-nappers. Imagine that - I'd get eight 20-hour naps a day. That's 160 hours worth of naps in single day!
I will award the inventor of a proxy-napping device with a 1-year supply of organic catnip and some fishy treats.
It's only 5.30pm at the Miao House, and the Royal Nap is still in progress, with no end in sight! King Ping will nap extra-long for the sake of the Pacific coast peeps, who still have most of the afternoon to nap away (except for early birds Tipper and Pooh, who contributed this fine grade catnip).
Remember, a catnap is never finished, only paused.
Every morning for the past week and a half, Ping, Tashi, and Lotus have appeared on my bed about five minutes after I've gotten up. Ping at the head (naturally), then Lotus in the middle, and Tashi at the foot. If I don't act immediately, I lose my chance to make my bed that day (aw shucks). This morning I went downstairs for a cup of tea before I made my bed, and guess who was there when I got back? I wouldn't even think of moving them - such cruelty!